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'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

Father nails piano lid shut.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

At the rock concert...

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Band Practice

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Ding and Dong.

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Unsound

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"You definately have a musical ear"

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

A dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab