Sound Protection Pillows

At the rock concert...

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Noise Pollution

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Ding and Dong.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Father nails piano lid shut.

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

"I'm doing a science experiment for a school project, sir: can you please stand here and quack?"

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

Noisy Neighbours

The damage from wearing headphones.

Music theft.