Sound Guru Pillows

A conductor bows while a one-man-band sits, exhausted.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Showbiz Awards

Lennon and McCartney.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"This next one's another oldie."

A women in a shoeshop.

ZZZZZZZ Top

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Geek fairies

Eric Clapton.

Mr Metrosexual.

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'