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At the rock concert...

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Cartoon computer

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

The Last Jerseys.

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Username/Password

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."

"Password. And it must contain over eight characters, upper & lower case letters, some numerals and at least two symbols."

"Stop the barking .50"

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

Scandal about listening on Facebook

Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'