Noise-cancelling Expert T-Shirts

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

At the rock concert...

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

The Noisy Neighbours

"Stop the barking .50"

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

Noise pollution

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Noisy Neighbours

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

"You might want to put these on, our neighbours have had wooden floors fitted."

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'

Neighbour's snoring disturbing a party.

Noise Abatement Society: Zero Tolerance Unit