Noise-cancellation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."