Noise-canceling Advocate T-Shirts

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

At the rock concert...

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

The Noisy Neighbours

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"A little peace and quiet."

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Noise pollution

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"You mind keeping it down?"

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

"You might want to put these on, our neighbours have had wooden floors fitted."

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'