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Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Cat and Broom

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

The neighbour of the beast

"Shh, too much racket."

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

Sneeze Police

"Stop the barking .50"

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

If you two don't keep the noise down, I'll have to separate you.

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

Noise pollution

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

Noisy Neighbours

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

"One way to prevent chatter is to alter your speed. Those RPMs are far too high for that size job." "Earplugs, another good way to stop the chatter."

'I can't stop the toilet from running. If I did, we'd be able to hear the dripping faucet.'

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'The people downstairs have been complaining that we're too noisy, so the landlord wants us to wear these from now on.'