Noise Control Tactician T-Shirts

Neighbour's snoring disturbing a party.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'What a control freak!'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

Wi-Fi password?

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

The neighbour of the beast

Sneeze Police

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

"Shh, too much racket."

"Stop the barking .50"

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

"Depends on how you define intuitive."

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Cyber War

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Speed Bumps.

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.