Noise Control Tactician Gifts

Neighbour's snoring disturbing a party.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'What a control freak!'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

This Amount of Computer Code

Wi-Fi password?

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"Shh, too much racket."

"Stop the barking .50"

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Sneeze Police

The neighbour of the beast

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

Noise Abatement Society

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

If you two don't keep the noise down, I'll have to separate you.

Cyber War

"Depends on how you define intuitive."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.

Speed Bumps.