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Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

At the rock concert...

'How about a game of cards?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

'I'll take this one.'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'I thought you were playing hide and seek with Grandma!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

In-house printing.

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Money in mousetrap