Soundproofing Strategist Mugs

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

At the rock concert...

'How about a game of cards?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

The Atomium Bombs

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

The Muscle in Brussels

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

'I'll take this one.'

And he thinks I can't hear the TV.

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I thought you were playing hide and seek with Grandma!'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

In-house printing.

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

I still say you're going overboard.

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."