Security Strategist Mugs

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Well, no wonder we haven't been able to leave. Someone left this stupid think on!'

In-house printing.

"These are the computers the new warden had put in for the inmates, Governor, they love it. Of course we had to remove all of the escape keys!"

The Muscle in Brussels

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

I still say you're going overboard.

Australian troops in Afghanistan have been withdrawn due to terrorist threat at home.

The Atomium Bombs

Money in mousetrap

'I'll take this one.'

Sweden joins Nato...

That's What Happens

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

The Costs Of Doing War.

Dictator, Interrupted

The Ayatollah Bomb?