Security System Strategist Mugs

'I'm going to walk around the school - keep me under constant surveilance.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

How to create a password you can remember...

Automation of Security

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The world of surveillance.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Eurocopa 2016

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...