Security Systems Buff Mugs

'A break-out? Forget it. Security's too tight. Can't even break out in a sweat around here without getting caught.'

High security Santa's grotto

'Where was the TSA?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Aggression/Security

CCTV in church.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Automation of Security

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."