"Alexa. . . why do I have this feeling that I'm under almost constant surveillance?"
Data Security Buff Mugs
Celebrate your data security buff with a mug that combines humor and wit about cybersecurity. Perfect for coffee breaks or daily reminders of their tech-savvy skills.
'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'
High security Santa's grotto
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
Algorithm 'n' Blues
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"
"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."
The Best Defense
Aggression/Security
Who are the most important people at the World Cup?
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
Biro Security
'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."
'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."
Eurocopa 2016
"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"
Huawei Five-O
'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'
TSA
I am not a robot
"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."
"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'
Web cams. Web scams
"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."
Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.
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