'I'm going to walk around the school - keep me under constant surveilance.'
Security System Strategist Pillows
Add a fun, themed touch to their space with pillows featuring security strategy humor. An original way to celebrate their technical prowess and personality.
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
"I see you've security marked your property."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
AI Safety Officer
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
Nuclear Security Summit
Statue of Security
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
The Costs Of Doing War.
Dictator, Interrupted
The Ayatollah Bomb?
'He's working on the great American requirements document.'
"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."
How to create a password you can remember...
Automation of Security
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
The world of surveillance.
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."
"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."
The Atomium Bombs
Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.
Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall
"We expect Putin any minute now..."
The prime minister: the current threat to national security...
"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."
Eurocopa 2016
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