'I'm going to walk around the school - keep me under constant surveilance.'
Security System Strategist Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a security system strategist? Our collection offers witty and creative items that celebrate their love for security tech and strategic thinking. Whether they’re anti-intrusion experts or love nifty security gadgets, these gifts bring humor and appreciation together, making their day brighter and smarter.
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
"I see you've security marked your property."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
AI Safety Officer
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
Nuclear Security Summit
Statue of Security
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
The Costs Of Doing War.
Dictator, Interrupted
The Ayatollah Bomb?
'He's working on the great American requirements document.'
"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."
How to create a password you can remember...
Automation of Security
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
The world of surveillance.
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."
"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."
The Atomium Bombs
Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.
Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall
"We expect Putin any minute now..."
The prime minister: the current threat to national security...
"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."
Eurocopa 2016
Security System Strategist Gifts Collection
Security System Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating security system strategists. Find the perfect humorous or clever design to brighten their coffee break.
Security System Strategist Pillows
Browse pillows with clever security and strategy themes—perfect for adding personality to their living space.
Security System Strategist Prints
View our range of prints featuring humorous and insightful take on security strategies—an ideal gift for the tech-savvy strategist.
Security System Strategist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for security strategists who love witty and tech-inspired humor. A fun addition to their casual wardrobe.