Global Security Strategist Gifts

The Fight Against Terrorism

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

That's What Happens

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Ukraine Crisis

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

The Decline of Europe

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Most valuable element.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Nuclear Proliferation

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Foxhole - digging robot

Trouble everywhere...