Global Strategy Guru Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the global strategy guru in your life? Our collection features clever, creatively designed items that celebrate their strategic thinking and international perspective. Whether they’re leading teams or plotting worldwide expansion, these products add a touch of humor and inspiration to their busy world. Find something that captures their innovative spirit and helps keep their strategic edge sharp.

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"It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals."

"It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals." mockup

"It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals."

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'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..." mockup

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

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"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy." mockup

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

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"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped." mockup

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

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USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe mockup

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

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"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?" mockup

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

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Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer mockup

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

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"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here." mockup

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

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'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

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Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor. mockup

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

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The Decline of Europe

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Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

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'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!' mockup

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

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Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world mockup

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

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"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!" mockup

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

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It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

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'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

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'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?' mockup

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

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'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

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Cheap Labour Countries.

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For sale

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'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.' mockup

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

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A collective sigh of relief.

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"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream." mockup

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

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'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!' mockup

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

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Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China. mockup

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

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Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X mockup

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

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125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China mockup

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

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'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.' mockup

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

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'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.' mockup

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

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"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff." mockup

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

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'We have to plan for the future. It will take us a generation to get out of debt.'

'We have to plan for the future. It will take us a generation to get out of debt.' mockup

'We have to plan for the future. It will take us a generation to get out of debt.'

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The Tobin Tax.

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Global Strategy Guru Gifts Collection

Global Strategy Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs tailored for global strategists—perfect for their coffee break and daily inspiration.

Global Strategy Guru Pillows

Browse pillows designed for fans of global strategy—comfort meets clever design.

Global Strategy Guru Prints

Discover prints that speak to the international strategist in your life—ideal for decorating their space.

Global Strategy Guru T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts celebrating strategic thinkers—style and wit combined for your global guru.