Global Strategy Guru Prints

"It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals."

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

The Decline of Europe

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

For sale

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

A collective sigh of relief.

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'We have to plan for the future. It will take us a generation to get out of debt.'

The Tobin Tax.