Global Security Gifts

"They keep growing back. . ."

Terrorism

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

Munich Security Conference

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

The Anti-Agent

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Great Chinese Dynasties

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

The interested bystanders.

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Trump leaving

G7 Summit Concern

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"I see you've security marked your property."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Coronavirus Waves

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

The Scanner Of Love.

Russia Money Laundering

World Production.

Coronavirus Global Alert

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Scarecrows guarding a field