Government Security Gifts

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"You're fired."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

High security Santa's grotto

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Government a la Carte

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.