Government Security Pillows

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"National security adviser"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

High security Santa's grotto

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

CIA report

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'