National Security Pillows

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

Violators will be prosecuted - Obama's plan to fight terrorism.

Men in Blank

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Terrorism in Canada

Edward Snowden wasn't here.

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

Obama's surveillance of America.

Not as safe as you were.

National State of Alert: 'We had to add a new one, sir.'

Under-secretary in Charge of Selling Counter-Terrorism to the Public

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

Office of Homeland Security: Beware of Dog

"American Airlines? ... This is the President ... of the United States ... I may have left a small black suitcase, with a tag that read 'In the event of nuclear warfare' ... yes, in the overhead."

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

"National security adviser"

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Beware of Don"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'