National Security Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a passion for national security? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed for those who value safety, intelligence, and patriotic pride. Whether for a security professional, a military supporter, or a hobbyist, discover fun and meaningful items that acknowledge the importance of national safety with a light-hearted twist.

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'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.' mockup

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

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"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it." mockup

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

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Violators will be prosecuted - Obama's plan to fight terrorism.

Violators will be prosecuted - Obama's plan to fight terrorism. mockup

Violators will be prosecuted - Obama's plan to fight terrorism.

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Men in Blank

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"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..." mockup

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

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Terrorism in Canada

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Edward Snowden wasn't here.

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Barack Obama with a listening medal. mockup

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

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Obama's surveillance of America.

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Not as safe as you were.

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National State of Alert: 'We had to add a new one, sir.'

National State of Alert: 'We had to add a new one, sir.' mockup

National State of Alert: 'We had to add a new one, sir.'

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Under-secretary in Charge of Selling Counter-Terrorism to the Public

Under-secretary in Charge of Selling Counter-Terrorism to the Public mockup

Under-secretary in Charge of Selling Counter-Terrorism to the Public

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CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!' mockup

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

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Office of Homeland Security: Beware of Dog

Office of Homeland Security: Beware of Dog mockup

Office of Homeland Security: Beware of Dog

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"American Airlines? ... This is the President ... of the United States ... I may have left a small black suitcase, with a tag that read 'In the event of nuclear warfare' ... yes, in the overhead."

"American Airlines? ... This is the President ... of the United States ... I may have left a small black suitcase, with a tag that read 'In the event of nuclear warfare' ... yes, in the overhead."

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"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"Say – where the hell did that come from?" mockup

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

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The Anti-Agent

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UK border controls relaxed.

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"National security adviser"

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High security Santa's grotto

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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"He's a guard dog."

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"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa." mockup

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

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'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.' mockup

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

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"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?" mockup

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

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"I see you've security marked your property."

"I see you've security marked your property." mockup

"I see you've security marked your property."

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"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!" mockup

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast." mockup

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

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'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.' mockup

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

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"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...." mockup

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

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'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?' mockup

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

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"Beware of Don"

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Scarecrows guarding a field

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'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.' mockup

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

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CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

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National Security Gifts Collection

National Security Mugs

Discover more home and office essentials celebrating national security on our mugs page—perfect for daily inspiration or reminding someone they’re appreciated.

National Security Pillows

Add some patriotic charm with our national security pillows—soft, witty, and perfect for sprucing up any room in a fun way.

National Security Prints

Explore our collection of prints honoring national security—great for inspiring spaces and showing support for those who safeguard our nation.

National Security T-Shirts

Browse our selection of national security t-shirts—ideal for supporters and professionals who want to wear their pride and humor daily.