National Security Gifts

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

Violators will be prosecuted - Obama's plan to fight terrorism.

Men in Blank

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Terrorism in Canada

Edward Snowden wasn't here.

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

Obama's surveillance of America.

Not as safe as you were.

National State of Alert: 'We had to add a new one, sir.'

Under-secretary in Charge of Selling Counter-Terrorism to the Public

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

Office of Homeland Security: Beware of Dog

"American Airlines? ... This is the President ... of the United States ... I may have left a small black suitcase, with a tag that read 'In the event of nuclear warfare' ... yes, in the overhead."

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

A Remarkable Coincidence

Leanin' In

The National Conversation Starts Here

Legalish

The War on TVism

Young John McCain, Meet Old John McCain

The Jose Padilla Experience

That Man Is Dangerous

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

"National security adviser"

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He's a guard dog."

"I see you've security marked your property."