National Security Analyst Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful present for a national security analyst? Our selection features witty and sophisticated products that celebrate their expertise and dedication. Perfect for desk decor, casual wear, or unique gifts, these items are designed to acknowledge their crucial work in safeguarding our nation.

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'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!'

'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!' mockup

'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!'

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The Anti-Agent

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend" mockup

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"National security adviser"

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"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

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'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.' mockup

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast." mockup

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

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"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal." mockup

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

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'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?' mockup

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

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CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts' mockup

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

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Defence Cutbacks.

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"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security." mockup

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

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Invade/Fail/Deny

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'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' mockup

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

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Aggression/Security

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Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties. mockup

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

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'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.' mockup

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

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"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid." mockup

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card." mockup

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

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"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...." mockup

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

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The Thinker

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Arms race - USA and Russia.

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Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

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