"I swear to sell my book, my whole book, and nothing but my book."
National Security Advisor Gifts
Looking for a witty and meaningful gift for a national security advisor? Our collection offers clever mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to celebrate those who play a vital role in safeguarding national interests. Show appreciation for their dedication with a touch of humor and personality. Whether it's for a colleague, a friend, or a family member, our products are tailored to honor their important work with a fun twist.
Trump Fires John Bolton
Flood the Zone
Leanin' In
Leanin' In
John Bolton's first day on the job
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'
The new cold war.
The Imminent terrorist threat to Europe!
Out like Flynn
Sebastian Gorka
National Security Advisor/Emotional Security Advisor
Your Fired
"National security adviser"
"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."
Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired
SAGE mentality
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie
Death to the Extremists
The Jose Padilla Experience
Rock and a Hard Place
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
Thin Tank and Emote Tank.
Legalish
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."
"Do you take dark money?"
'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'
"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."
Automatic Congressman
"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."
National Security Advisor Gifts Collection
National Security Advisor Mugs
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National Security Advisor Pillows
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National Security Advisor Prints
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National Security Advisor T-Shirts
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