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National Security Adviser Gifts
Celebrate the sharp mind and strategic spirit of a national security adviser with our exclusive collection. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find the perfect way to recognize their expertise and commitment. Whether for a birthday, an office gift, or just because, our products are designed to resonate with those who keep our nation safe and secure. Add a dash of wit and a lot of thoughtfulness to your gift-giving!
"Now lets hear you say: 'We have bigger nukes than your nukes, nyaa, nyaa.'"
"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."
Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired
SAGE mentality
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
Rock and a Hard Place
The Jose Padilla Experience
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie
Death to the Extremists
Thin Tank and Emote Tank.
"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
Legalish
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."
"Do you take dark money?"
Automatic Congressman
'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'
"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."
"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."
Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
Half a house is better than none.
'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'
"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."
"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."
'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'
The Election Strategy
"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"
"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."
I voted.
"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."
"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."
National Security Adviser Gifts Collection
National Security Adviser Mugs
Discover our full range of mugs featuring designs curated for national security advisers, perfect for daily use or gifting to someone in the field.
National Security Adviser Pillows
Check out our pillows crafted for those in national security roles, combining comfort with clever graphics to enhance any space.
National Security Adviser Prints
View our exclusive prints celebrating national security advisers, ideal for framing and displaying in offices or homes with pride.
National Security Adviser T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts designed for national security professionals, blending wit and style for a memorable gift or personal apparel.