Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
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Death to the Extremists
Year of the snake!
'I can't believe you hired your National Security Advisor from Craig's List!'
'Yes, the prodigal son is in Russia!'
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Pretty Flowers
"National security adviser"
"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.
Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie
The Jose Padilla Experience
The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism
USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...
Split Decision
Legalish
"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"
Statue of Security
Nuclear Security Summit
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
The USA...
'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'
The Ayatollah Bomb?
We Don't Know Much
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
The Costs Of Doing War.
What Could Go Wrong?
Common Ground (Tibet and Iraq)
'While not admitting defeat in Iraq, we will agree to rename it 'disasterstan'.'
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"
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