'Chinese hackers? why do you assume they're Chinese?!'
Network Security Analyst Gifts
Searching for a gift for a network security analyst? Explore our collection of witty, clever, and practical products designed to celebrate the cybersecurity experts who keep our digital world safe. From mugs to t-shirts, find something that makes them smile and shows appreciation for their crucial work.
Do Not Disturb
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
The Anti-Agent
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
A Little Extra
"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
"What did you think of the encryption article?"
"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"
"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."
"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."
The Best Defense
Aggression/Security
Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'
HUAWEI 5G
Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
Big Brother.
"I've entered your PIN for you. "
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