Cybersecurity Analyst Gifts

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Beware of Sophisticated, Hard to Spot, Email Scams,

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Well the good news is that the system is completely secure,no one can get into it...and the bad news...It's because it's crashed!"

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

Alas, Hansel and Gretel had left a digital trail...

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

"You're asking for some pretty detailed information. Have your hackers gotten more demanding?"

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Don't open that attachment!'

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Man zips up a computer.

Computer Virus

Proof of Being Human

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

'Did you understand ANY of that?'

'Since that attempted 'watering hole' cyber attack we've been told to be hyper-vigilant!'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Internet fraud.

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Valley of the Forgotten Passwords.

Big Brother.

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"Yep. Looks like that email attachement had a virus in it." "I feel so violated..."