Security Analysts Gifts

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Have You Checked the Congressional Children?

See? --- I told you we needed a Department of Homeland Security.

High Noon

"Friendly Fire"

John Bolton is now the National Security Advisor

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"National security adviser"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"That's hardly necessary!"

A Little Extra

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

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