National Security Analysis Pillows

Sebastian Gorka

The Anti-Agent

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

That's What Happens

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Intolerable

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

The Jose Padilla Experience

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

A Little Extra

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Nuclear Security Summit

The Thinker

Statue of Security

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Aggression/Security

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

Legalish

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

The Best Defense

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Invade/Fail/Deny

Arms race - USA and Russia.