National Security Nerd Pillows

Add a touch of wit to their home or office decor with pillows that feature playful takes on national security themes. Comfort meets cleverness in these unique designs.

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'This one is for not targeting Richard Clarke on his book-signing tour.'

'This one is for not targeting Richard Clarke on his book-signing tour.' mockup

'This one is for not targeting Richard Clarke on his book-signing tour.'

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President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators mockup

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

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"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired." mockup

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

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"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky." mockup

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

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"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall." mockup

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

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US fears missile competition.

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"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again." mockup

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

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"Worst budget cuts ever!"

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>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff. mockup

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

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Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.' mockup

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

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"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?" mockup

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

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'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...' mockup

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

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"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life." mockup

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

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Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff mockup

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

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Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

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'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.' mockup

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

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CCTV

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"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password." mockup

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

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Remembering passwords.

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'Don't open that attachment!'

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"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage." mockup

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

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"Do you ever worry about identity theft?"

"Do you ever worry about identity theft?" mockup

"Do you ever worry about identity theft?"

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"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long." mockup

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

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"I don't understand. I hired a security guard to stand here and watch my computer, and someone still hacked into it and stole my data."

"I don't understand. I hired a security guard to stand here and watch my computer, and someone still hacked into it and stole my data." mockup

"I don't understand. I hired a security guard to stand here and watch my computer, and someone still hacked into it and stole my data."

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Ship's Log In: Iris & Finger Print Recognition.

Ship's Log In: Iris & Finger Print Recognition. mockup

Ship's Log In: Iris & Finger Print Recognition.

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'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.' mockup

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

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'Yes, the prodigal son is in Russia!' mockup

'Yes, the prodigal son is in Russia!'

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National Security Nerd Pillows Collection

National Security Nerd Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs tailored for the national security nerd—perfect for morning caffeine with a witty twist.

National Security Nerd Prints

Browse prints that celebrate national security themes—great for inspiring decor that reflects their interests.

National Security Nerd T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the national security enthusiast in your life—fun designs that showcase their passion with humor.