"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."
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"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."
The Zoo.
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
"He likes it."
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."
"Tommy!"
High security Santa's grotto
'Where was the TSA?'
"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.
"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"
McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.
Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.
'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'
'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."
"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."
"I need to know who started it."
A Hard Look At Hard Looks
The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo
"Look, it's my word balloon."
A baby playing on a grand piano
"Your momma lied to you, boy."
"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."
'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'
"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."
''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'
Scarecrows guarding a field
'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'
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