Security Enforcement Pillows

'Sorry, absolutely no exceptions.'

The Anti-Agent

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

UK border controls relaxed.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

High security Santa's grotto

'You know too much,'

Airport Security.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

TSA Noah

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"He's a guard dog."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Moulin Rouge Security

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'