Government Services Gifts

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

Dept. of funny smells

Happy and Sad Masks.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Anti-Agent

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You're fired."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Storm in the out tray

Trump pardons

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Quality Control

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

CIA report

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Government a la Carte

Our Two Parties, Explained

Archival Warfare

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023