Public Services Gifts

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

"Isn't there anything the government can do to help?"

'It's good to see more police on the street.'

"You've heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room' tsar!"

In order to improve our service this office has been closed and moved to Papua New Guinea where it will be open on alternate Tuesday afternoons in May.

"Nobody likes closing libraries but with all the cuts we don't have any choice!"

'I'd be interested to hear ideas on how to improve your efficiency.'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'Once you introduce profit into the NHS what will you end up with?'

London underground talks continued

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

The Government promises to reduce GPs red tape!

""On a positive note closing all the area offices might encourage some of our clients to develop important coping skills."

'You're a lousy singer....'

'I want to post this letter complaining about the erosion of the postal service.'

"Local Authorities are ALWAYS whining about budget cuts."

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

'This just may hurt me more than it hurts you...'

'I've often wondered how you social workers manage?'

"If you want access to resources it's all down to location."

He was originally referred because he was having difficulties with puberty...

Crazy Ideas

'75% of our resources are spent dealing with the elderly and infirm...and that's just the STAFF!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Ambulance strike

On Their Way

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Quality Control

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"What was I thinking?!"

Why Cows Leave Home

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Elections