Public Servant Gifts

Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'

'And here are the results of our listening exercise.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

Political Science 101: This semester's topics - twisting of facts, manipulation, power-grabbing.

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

'What separates us from the animals is our ability to change interest rates.'

'Next time, I say let's be proactive and vote ourselves a pay raise before the government shutdown.'

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

British Governments answer to all problems - Go on holiday!

Barack Obama

For sale. Lost the will to serve the public.

I.R.S: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.'

'Parish Council, working towards obsolescence'

"Isn't there anything the government can do to help?"

Milk carton reads: HAVE YOU SEEN ME? I'm the man you thought you elected to office

'Grottenmiller, this is the administration department. It's absolutely unacceptable that you've solved a problem in one hour when it could have been solved in three weeks!'

Less Government = Less Jobs

'Sorry about this, but SOMEBODY has to be the Patron Saint of Politicians.'

"This is what keeps good people from seeking public office."

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

"You have to straighten up and do well in school, or you'll end up on the streets or as the mayor or Toronto."

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

"I said... we need to talk!"

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

'These police cuts have gone too far.'

America's New Dawn

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got....'

In order to improve our service this office has been closed and moved to Papua New Guinea where it will be open on alternate Tuesday afternoons in May.

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

'Just answer the question Senator - where is your American flag lapel pin?'

Plaque reading '20 Years of Public Service without a single indictment.

The aging process.