Government Operations Gifts

"I don't know how you managed it madam, but you have got though to someone in authority."

'Another scandal, and it could affect our popularity with the American public.'

"I think this new financial controller is going to be trouble..."

'Hello, this is the Department of the Treasury - Good morning so far.'

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

"Crazy presidents come and go, but we've always had the Federal Bureaucracy for balance."

The Department of defense and much, much more

Desperately short on agents, the IRS has turned to the use of remote-controlled drones...

social services cuts

First Church of Washington, DC. Remember, God works in mysterious way - and so do the FBI, CIA & NSA.

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'This has got to be the lousiest location in town!'

'After Graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance by the C.I.A. How about you?'

Extraordinary rendition takes a new turn

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"National security adviser"

Quality Control

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.