Government Oversight Gifts

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Define Torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.'

"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

Legalish

"The Nominees"

On this site the government will spend millions of taxpayers dollars and there's nothing you can do about it.

"So this is how they're dealing with government waste?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Archival Warfare

Government a la Carte

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic