Government Services Explorer Gifts

"We're looking for our local post office."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"They were built during a pandemic."

Boys Cooking

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Spot the fur ball.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

Crossing Borders

China Reopens its Borders

Developers at small African village.

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

Circus Act

Department of Dot Connection

Gender Symbols

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'Untapped world markets.'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'Individually we could do nothing. So we formed a committee which determined nothing could be done.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

United States of America

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

The bureaucrat on his way to work...