
'I don't buy any of those conspiracy theories.'
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'I don't buy any of those conspiracy theories.'
'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'
Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children
Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings
'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'
'That's about it so far, Son.'
"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."
'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'
'You did help Junior with his science project.'
'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'
Guide to Contagious Diseases.
Department of Nanotechnology
Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.
"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."
'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'
'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'
Science and Coronavirus
'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'
"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."
Biologists often consult with microbiologists.
A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.
Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.
"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."
Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.
Scientists building a tower
Cures for Ye Plague
Evolution or Creation? A Compromise
'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'
'Why not Google it?'
'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'
"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."
"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."
'So that's his secret.'
'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'
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