Government Secrets Gifts

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Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

'Can Jimmy come out and help me hack into Wiki Leaks military documents?'

"National security adviser"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

The transparent safe box of Panama

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Secret sweetie drawer...

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

social services cuts

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Take a letter,'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'Lessee... He's keepin' my ol' guy at Defense, he's got a corrupt warmonger at State, a tax cheat at Treasury, an' the old Marc Rich pardon guy at Justice.... Nope -- I couldn'ta done a better job myself!'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Closet.

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

When government regulations go too far.

Department of Dot Connection

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'Darling... I think we're being watched!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

'Promise me that this won't go any further?'

A Week in Politics

"I wasn't invited to this great party. That proves I'm not a Washington Insider."