Government Secrets Pillows

Add a hint of secrecy to your home decor with our government secrets pillows—comfortable, witty, and perfect for cozying up with a conspiracy theory or two.

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Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

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"National security adviser"

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"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE." mockup

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

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The transparent safe box of Panama mockup

The transparent safe box of Panama

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'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.' mockup

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

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social services cuts

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'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!' mockup

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

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Secret sweetie drawer...

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He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands. mockup

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

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"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!" mockup

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

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'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?' mockup

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

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'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....' mockup

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

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"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!" mockup

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

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Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice mockup

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

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Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch. mockup

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

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'Take a letter,'

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"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!" mockup

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

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'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.' mockup

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

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'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!' mockup

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

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The not so secret life of Walter Mitty mockup

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

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'Lessee... He's keepin' my ol' guy at Defense, he's got a corrupt warmonger at State, a tax cheat at Treasury, an' the old Marc Rich pardon guy at Justice.... Nope -- I couldn'ta done a better job myself!'

'Lessee... He's keepin' my ol' guy at Defense, he's got a corrupt warmonger at State, a tax cheat at Treasury, an' the old Marc Rich pardon guy at Justice.... Nope -- I couldn'ta done a better job myself!'

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