Government Insider Pillows

"National security adviser"

"The main problem facing us to to make hypocrisy not sound like hypocrisy."

Get Out Soon - Blair Happy Retirement card.

Cameron-Clegg.

The Darling Buds of Theresa May.

"We can't even admit we work here."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Dad, why does a huge beast like that let such a small bully control it?"

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

'Take a letter,'

Fiscal cliff

'Lessee... He's keepin' my ol' guy at Defense, he's got a corrupt warmonger at State, a tax cheat at Treasury, an' the old Marc Rich pardon guy at Justice.... Nope -- I couldn'ta done a better job myself!'

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Report No Evil

François Guizot

The Filibuster.

When government regulations go too far.

United States of Cheney.

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

'Frankly, I don't know if I feel like having a cup of coffee or trying to misappropriate some funds.'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

A Week in Politics

"I wasn't invited to this great party. That proves I'm not a Washington Insider."

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

Trump's firings