Secret Services Pillows

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

Secret sweetie drawer...

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Clandestine cows.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

M16 Code-breakers office

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Top Secret Files

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'