Secret Services Prints

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

M16 Code-breakers office

Clandestine cows.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

A spy

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Top Secret Files

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"