Secret Service Fan Prints

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I need to know who started it."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Elusive Shadow.

M16 Code-breakers office

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Secret Service Dogs

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

The Sting Operation

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

Guarded optimism.

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"It's from Zombies-R-Us, the latest in White House intruder deterrence."

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

Dromedary spy.

The Secret Service gets a new look.

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'